17 hours ago
17 hours ago

muscleluvr2:

oh youre a son? name 5 of your parents

(via stabs)

brbjellyfishing:

fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon

(via fake-mermaid)

onlinecounsellingcollege:

1. Be gentle and kind
2. Show respect to everyone you meet (whether you think they deserve it or not)
3. Pay attention to the little things (often that makes you stand out from the crowd)
4. Do everything wholeheartedly, with passion and love
5. Be flexible, adaptable, and open to change
6. Don’t complicate your life with lots of oughts, musts and shoulds
7. Encourage other people to be all that they can be.

(via kill-theblog)

hot-topic-trash-baby:

I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me

(via hie-im-lacey)

drunkaster:

i want to be so famous that people misspell my name just so it can be their url

(via beyoncevevo)

17 hours ago
  • mom: how did you do on that math test you had last week
  • me: eh okay... i got a B
  • hips: no you didn't... you got a C..
  • me: mom my hips are lying..
  • mom: sweety.. hips don't lie.. ur grounded..
17 hours ago
17 hours ago

vriskee:

i only have two emotions

  • yeah man
  • nah son

(Source: kzuichi, via fake-mermaid)

gacob:

they were right. guns don’t kill people. people kill people. people are now illegal and the crime rate is zero

(via fake-mermaid)

snapchatting:

reblog if you hate 6th grade! the teachers are out to get you and everyone is changing :(

(via fake-mermaid)